FCH3 Hash #194
When: Saturday, 24 June @ 1pm
What: Fort Collins 2nd Anal Tubing Hash
Hares: Chocolate Salty Balls and Holester (guest surprise hares as well!)
When: THIS IS IMPORTANT SO READ THIS PART!!
Land Trail starts AT 1 PM! Hares will be out by 1:15
River Trail starts AT TWO! Tubes blown and in the water by 2:15
Where: Namaqua Park, Loveland, CO - There is one parking lot, won't be that difficult to find the hashers. Coordinates: 40.399813, -105.121876
BYOT/F/RB: Bring your own tube/floatable/river booze. You are responsible for inflating your tube. Someone may be nice and may offer you a blow job, but do not count on it! So either be ready for the blow job of your life or start begging for one. (Or go to a gas station and blow the damn things up.) There will be some booze for pre-lube (very limited) and there will be circle beer. Floating brew is up to you. Also bring towels, dry clothes, river sandals, Russell, sunscreen, hats, whistles, virgins, extra glasses for Weird Ball, extra lube (or was that tube) for Fili, and floating snacks.
Hash Cash: $5!!! This is a cheap one because we figure you will drink all of your booze on the river and be too drunk to get into the Circle Beer.
Fido/Sex Trophy Friendly AT YOUR OWN RISK. We will not chase anything or one down for you, nor will we curb our enthusiasm. But if you have a 4 pound Moose that loves to sit in your lap and get splashed, bring him along.
On-After: Invading Namaqua park for Circle and can do a BBQ there after on their grills. Bring your own food shit if you want to.
Lost, Lonely, Confused? Call CSB at 970-488-9290 or Holester at 970-430-8797