What: 3rd Anal Dick 'n Pussy Bike Hash
Where: Road 34, 1213 W. Elizabeth, FC
Hares: Dick Derailleur and Pussy Dominatrix
Bring: A bike (or borrow from Dick), virgins and $10.00 hash cash (includes food at end)
Get your taint ready. Meet at Road 34 at 1:30 for pre-lube. Hash will start exactly at 2:00 pm or maybe at some time later. Hash Cash includes BBQ at the end.
You'll need a bike. A one-speed bike is perfect as there will be no hill grades over 20%. If you don't have a one-speed bike, bring what you have or borrow one from Dick Derailleur (RSVP for bike - will need to pick up from Dick's garage before 1:00 pm). Dick has intimate and stimulating bikes but let him know if you'd rather have one with a seat