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#86 24 April 2010

Posted on May 5, 2010 at 8:40 PM Comments comments (0)

Hares: Snowjob & Can't Say No

Hounds: 13

Hash Trash: Lay Me Over

 

FALLEN LAND SHARK MAKES DWAB THE BUTT OF THE JOKE

 

The unusual mixture of unbleached organic white mercury-free flour, environmentally friendly grass fertilizer and native plant seeds that was used to lay trail for the Fort Collins April hash, was a dead giveaway that one of the hares was from Boulder (i.e. SnowJob). His co-hare Can't Say No partially retired from hashing seve...

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#85 27 March 2010

Posted on May 5, 2010 at 8:37 PM Comments comments (0)

Hares: Krabs R Us & Lay Me Over

Hounds: 12

Hash Trash: Lay Me Over

 

MARCH HASH (this is my version of the story and this is exactly what happened)

 

Of the 36 pounds of flour that hares Krabs R' Us and Lay Me Over had on hand for their March hash that began in Loveland at Hot Shotz, 35 pounds of it never made it out of the bag. In fact there was more Easter Candy on trail than there was flour but the hashers never found that either. The only ...

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#84 27 Feb 2010

Posted on May 5, 2010 at 8:36 PM Comments comments (0)

Hares: Pays 4 Busch & Alter Boy

Hounds: 11

 

Start:: Home Depot on Mulberry

End: Sundance Saloon

#83 - 30 Jan 2010

Posted on February 10, 2010 at 2:21 PM Comments comments (0)

NECESSARILY EVIL

(this is my version of the story and this is exactly what happened)

It wasn't necessarily the best hash ever. There was nothing wrong with the trail which began at The Cork in Fort Collins. It's just that in order to find parts of it, the hashers needed to have brought with them some land surveying tripods, night vision scopes and bloodhounds. Had the hares PileOn and Dick DeRailleur not neglected to mention those tiny little details, this hash would have been at ...

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#82 - 26 Dec 2009

Posted on January 4, 2010 at 2:40 PM Comments comments (0)

Hares: Yeast Infection & Lay Me Over

Hounds: 6

Hash Scribe: Lay Me Over

 

FIVE OF A KIND

 

For Yeast Infection's and Lay Me Over's "Card Shark" Poker Run Hash, there were as many hashers as there are cards in a poker hand. A visitor from Atlanta named Yur On Weed showed up wearing a joker's hat. Dick DeRailleur dressed up as a 2 of Hearts. P*ssy Dominatrix was a card shark complete with shifty eyes and marked cards stuck in the pockets of her ...

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#81 28 Nov 2009

Posted on December 11, 2009 at 1:51 PM Comments comments (0)

Hares: Pays 4 Busch & Head Eunuch

Hounds: 12

Hash Scribe: Lay Me Over

 

A TALE OF TWO HARES WHO LOST TWELVE HASHERS

 

It was the best of hashes. It was the worst of hashes. The best part was that it was free. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, Head Eunuch chose not to collect any cash from the 12 hashers who showed up at Sanford's Pub on East Harmony. Though as a result, SnowJob succumbed to acute anxiety and overwhelming feelings of guilt.

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#80 31 Oct 2009

Posted on December 11, 2009 at 1:47 PM Comments comments (0)

Hares: Dick Derailleur, P*ssy Dominatrix, Lay Me Over

Hounds: ~9

Hash Scribe: Lay Me Over

 

SPOOKY HALLOWEEN HASH

 

Ten spooky hashers showed up at Woody's Pizza for Saturday's Ft. Collins Halloween Hash hosted by v*rgin hares Dick Derailleur (who was dressed up as "sick and tired" with bright red magic marker measles all over his face and a bicycle tire draped around his neck), P*ssy Dominatrix (who was dressed up as "Breaking News" wit...

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#79 26 Sept 2009

Posted on December 11, 2009 at 1:40 PM Comments comments (0)

Hares: Pile On & Krabs R Us

Hounds: 15

 

What: Pileonthekrabsterfestsky VI: the unpileonthekrabsterfestsky -"No krab for you!"

 

Where: south Loveland

 

#78 2 Sept 2009 (Inter-Am Pre Lube)

Posted on December 11, 2009 at 1:20 PM Comments comments (0)

Hares: Free Busch & Pays 4 Busch

Hounds 72

 

What: FCH3 InterAm Pre-Lube Hash - Breweries, Bars, & Bling Pub Crawl

 

10:00 - 12:00 - AB brewery tour and Tasting.

www.budweisertours.com/toursFTC.htm

2351 BUSCH DRIVE

Fort Collins, CO

 

12:00 - 13:45 - Lunch at Bruce's Bar in Severance CO

"Where the Bull's Cry and the Geese Fly"

http://brucesbar1...

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#77 25 July 2009

Posted on December 11, 2009 at 1:18 PM Comments comments (0)

Hares: Free Busch, Fowl Rider, Back in 2AWA, Pays 4 Busch

Hounds: ~12

Hash Scribe: Lay Me Over

 

THE BOBCAT RIDGE CHAINSAW GRASS MASSACRE

 

Only six local hashers knew how to get to the Ft. Collins hash located at Bobcat Ridge. The dozen or more hashers who didn't know how to get there (including Just Aaron from Boulder) took a look at the hash directions and still couldn't figure out how to get there. After more than likely driving back and ...

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