What: The Hashy Game of LIFEWhen: Saturday, September 28, 2019 at 1:69 PMWhere: Road 34 (pre-lube and on after) - 1213 W Elizabeth St, Fort Collins, Colorado 80521 Bring: ID, virgins, thirst for drinks, twitchy spinner fingersTrail: A to B (B is less than a mile from start though)Hash cash: $7Notes: Trail will be 3-4 miles long with lots of libations on trail, so plan your post-game accordinglyReal life got you down? Not enough beer checks at home? Cum play our first-ever, live-action, outdoor board game, the Hashy Game of LIFE! Live your best hash life in the span of hours. Winner takes home a grand prize. We can’t guarantee you won’t be offended, but you will be over-served! Brought to you by the twisted minds of the Fertile Futile Fucker and I Swear It’s Not Herpes. On-on, Mutherfuckers!